It’s been a while since I wanted to do this, I used to do it when I was a kid. With books. Everyone was angry when they found out, of course.
How to make a dadaist poem? Just do what Tristan Tzara, the inventor of dadaism says:
That’s exactly what I did, I found last weeks newspaper laying around, chose the first short article I saw at the bottom of the page in the news section and this is the result (not sure how I feel about the comment how the poem is supposed to be like me). The headline is added afterwards, it wasn’t created by random words I was mixing up. Of course the original was in Croatian since I used local newspaper, but I tried to keep it literal while translating.
formation of the Kentucky attacker
because of the shooting Twitter reacted
the reasons are fought down
celebrities in the middle
shooting published shooting state
one federal governor wounded
it came tested middle
about rarity but in detention
school is to be more schools
agency published to school
across the police is
person one killed
the police governs them