Crying while watching a movie even though you’re not really sad means your soul just treated herself with a generous spa coupon.
I enjoy spending the nights reminiscing and being nostalgic about the things that didn’t happen and are not very likely to happen.
Loving a track so much you get sick from overplaying it is as annoying as tearing a cuticle skin on public transport. Annoying, but inevitable.
Keep discovering my pleasure centers, but don’t be gentle, don’t be coy. Surprise is the magic word!
Complete anonymity is a rock made of gold, smudge some mud and shit all over so it doesn’t attract unnecessary guests.
Whole day – whole night parties should last for one day and two nights.
Constantly wondering what the other person is thinking kills your charm and clips your wings.
The reason why something is illegal is not based on its dangerous nature, but it’s owner’s desire to keep it for himself.
Once you go glitter, you never go back. I’ve seen it happen to the best among us.
Pants are great, but never forget that they are optional.
Anthony Hopkins was 70 years old when he was diagnosed with autism – there’s always time for finding the explanation.
It’s art if you decide so. Just don’t be afraid to making fun of it every once in a while.
Never reject childlike emotions with an ‘I’m an adult now comment.’
Keep your friends close, keep your friends who sometimes wear mismatching socks closer, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Never apologize for leaving lipstick stains on their pillow sheets.
Oversharing is not caring, but it sometimes has to be done.
If there’s no word for it – invent, mold it around your needs!